The holiest of all creatures. A turkey embodies everything that is pure and good in this world. From their ball-sack chins to their silky soft feathers, every inch of the majestic turkey is perfect.
It is for these reasons that the Turkey Brotherhood was formed. Built upon the belief that Turkeys are the choccy milk of birds, members of this (some would say) *cult* dedicate their lives to becoming one with their inner turkey.
It is for these reasons that the Turkey Brotherhood was formed. Built upon the belief that Turkeys are the choccy milk of birds, members of this (some would say) *cult* dedicate their lives to becoming one with their inner turkey.
The Oath of the Turkey Brotherhood:
I swear upon the father, the son and the holy turkey that I will forever honour and worship our mighty turkey overlords. I swear to only refer to my self as *insert rapper name* (eg Thiccshakez, BIG GAIL, liljungy, etc.) and to wear my oodie with pride. Finally, I swear to have an unhealthy obsession with Ariana Grande and celebrate her music with as much gusto as I do with Turkeys.
Awomen (not amen cos God Is A Woman)
I swear upon the father, the son and the holy turkey that I will forever honour and worship our mighty turkey overlords. I swear to only refer to my self as *insert rapper name* (eg Thiccshakez, BIG GAIL, liljungy, etc.) and to wear my oodie with pride. Finally, I swear to have an unhealthy obsession with Ariana Grande and celebrate her music with as much gusto as I do with Turkeys.
Awomen (not amen cos God Is A Woman)
by depressed_bin_chicken123 November 29, 2020
Get the Turkeymug. by Kyle G September 9, 2008
Get the Turkeymug. by brf1907 February 13, 2009
Get the Turkeymug. by 31Mess July 31, 2009
Get the Turkeymug. The Republic of Turkey, established in 1923 by Mustafa Kemal Atatürk, is today a modern country which offers a model to lands beyond. Turkey lies at the crossroads of three continents, making it a unique meeting place of the world.Turkey is a land which enjoys a heritage of tolerance and mutual understanding, enabling all faiths to coexist in peace and harmony within it. The power that comes from its history, coupled with values established today, has built a world nation. The negotiations with the European Union which opened 0n 3 October 2005 open up fresh and promising dimensions for the country's future.With its 4$360 billion national revenue, Turkish economy is the world's 19th and Europe's 7th biggest one.Turkey occupies the 23th place in the world with imports of $117 billion, while it occupies 34th place for its exports.
Turkey is a candidate to become one of the most dynamic and exciting locations, for business and international cooperation in the 21st century.
by dycesoy July 20, 2008
Get the Turkeymug. by Brad Kinstler October 14, 2008
Get the Turkeymug. It's real name is TURKIYE. And please do not make any wrong comments about TURKIYE without knowing the truths about the real history.
Some countries killed lots of people including women and children in Libya, Morocco, Afganistan, Iraq, Republic of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
The United States slaughtered or killed almost all of the indians. And noone say nothing about this facts.
The countries which, want TURKIYE to admit the quasi-Armenian genocide, killed women and children in the past in real. And they are still continuing to kill them by helping PKK terorist group. Please serach the real history and come to talk to me or TURKISH people.
In the past Ottoman Empire had even brought Armenians to the very important government missions. But they betrayed and acted with Russia. So All the and also betrayed Turkish people transferred to Syria. During this transfer on the way to Syria some amount of Aremians and Turks died. But in this journey to Syria there were no more than approximately 100.000 Armenian died. Because of the acttacks of some terrorist goups. And this terrorist groups was formed with provoked Armenian and Kurdish people by Russia, Britain, Greece, France, Italy. Besides approximately 100.000 Turkish died.
Ottoman Empire give mission to Turkish soldiers to protect the transferred people. But as i mentioned before Turkish soldiers couldn't prevent most of the attack because of lack of enough weapons or enough amount of soldiers.
This Facts are written on British archives. And some of the true arcihves are in The United States. THey are kept by Armenian groups.
Turkish Historicians wants Britain and United States to reveal these archives but Armenian lobby doesn't let them to reveal. Because Armenian people who live in those countries have lots of money and power to influence these countries' governments and other important people.
I think it is enough. But please write or talk the truth about this issue. Please do not make any nonsense commnets about this issue with no true knowledge.
Some countries killed lots of people including women and children in Libya, Morocco, Afganistan, Iraq, Republic of Bosnia and Herzegovina.
The United States slaughtered or killed almost all of the indians. And noone say nothing about this facts.
The countries which, want TURKIYE to admit the quasi-Armenian genocide, killed women and children in the past in real. And they are still continuing to kill them by helping PKK terorist group. Please serach the real history and come to talk to me or TURKISH people.
In the past Ottoman Empire had even brought Armenians to the very important government missions. But they betrayed and acted with Russia. So All the and also betrayed Turkish people transferred to Syria. During this transfer on the way to Syria some amount of Aremians and Turks died. But in this journey to Syria there were no more than approximately 100.000 Armenian died. Because of the acttacks of some terrorist goups. And this terrorist groups was formed with provoked Armenian and Kurdish people by Russia, Britain, Greece, France, Italy. Besides approximately 100.000 Turkish died.
Ottoman Empire give mission to Turkish soldiers to protect the transferred people. But as i mentioned before Turkish soldiers couldn't prevent most of the attack because of lack of enough weapons or enough amount of soldiers.
This Facts are written on British archives. And some of the true arcihves are in The United States. THey are kept by Armenian groups.
Turkish Historicians wants Britain and United States to reveal these archives but Armenian lobby doesn't let them to reveal. Because Armenian people who live in those countries have lots of money and power to influence these countries' governments and other important people.
I think it is enough. But please write or talk the truth about this issue. Please do not make any nonsense commnets about this issue with no true knowledge.
by NEBI SARIKAYA November 6, 2007
Get the Turkeymug.