Turdle

Wordle done on the porcelain throne.

My constipation ended up helping me do Turdle in three guesses today—in hard mode, obviously.

by Gobbler Privets June 23, 2022

Turdle

Playing Wordle on the toilet.

After lunch, I often enjoy a nice restroom break at work by taking a 15 minute Turdle.

by Chuckster4 November 8, 2022

Turdle

someone who writes in all lower case for no reason

Jaia is a turdle

by Da bobos July 28, 2023

Turdette

A girl you meet named Renee. 🤪. Sweet and beautiful with character but... can quickly turn turdette on your ass.

Beware of that girl Renee. She's smoke screen sweet but will turdette on you so fast.

by Crusty007 September 1, 2023

Jergens turdley

Jergens turdley is a famous politician and Jergens turdley is her stage name. Her real name is Serena. She is a very jealous person who called tai arrogant however loves Tai Velaquez and hates finn Roberts. She has erectile dysfunction and hates brown people like raj akram. This means if you have Pakistani in you she will give you dirty looks
She is a politician.

Raj: Jergens turdley please stop bullying me
Jergens turdley: no you ugly ass bish!

by MasterTai165 December 22, 2018

The brown turlet

When a female performs the act of shitting on your penis, and making it a perfect ice cream shape. Then proceeds to beg you to swirly her head in her fecal matter on your penis until there is no more fecal matter.

Im going to spice up the bedroom and make the brown turlet with or without consent.

I hate the lingering smell of your brown turlet from last night.
That was the brownest and wettest brown turlet i have ever seen.

by Casmmmm February 17, 2022

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle

This occurs during anal sex, when the male removes his penis to clear the tunnel for the person on the receiving end to let out a turtle head revealing the head of a turd.

The other night at Christie’s we tried anal sex. Huge mistake, especially after having dinner. Ended up with a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turdle.

by SqwertYert May 8, 2025