just another tuesday

Par for the course. When something outrageous happens and a blase attitude is adopted in the face of it.

"I went out to the car to find I have two flat tires. Just another Tuesday."

by JormanThoad February 22, 2017

treason tuesday

When respectable investigative news outlets drop their heaviest Trump-Russia collusion stories (typically between 5 and 7p.)

Can't wait for the Treason Tuesday 5p bombshell from WaPo or NY Times! *eats popcorn*

by BartholomewJesus May 30, 2017

Peace Sign Tuesday

The act of throwing up peace signs like a boss on Tuesdays. Sometimes called PST for short.

Emily: happy Tuesday!
Kelci: omg my girl, happy peace sign Tuesday!( flashes peace signs like a boss)
Emily: back at you brah(flashes peaces signs like a mega boss)

by Em1111 May 3, 2014

Tubesteak Shuffle

Sexual Intercourse; To throw your salami into a hopefully acceptable orifice.

Friend 1: Hey look at that hot chick over at the bar.

Friend 2: That's easy money man. I gave her the tubesteak shuffle last week.

by TastesLikeLemons57 June 16, 2010

Tumescent

swollen or becoming swollen, especially as a response to sexual arousal ;)

Jessica: Gerald, i'm so tumescent

Gerald: It was the garlic bread wasn't it?

by Deimisthelithuanian December 13, 2018

Giving Tuesday

The Tuesday after Black Friday and Cyber Monday. After battling hordes of other middle aged mothers in stores or ignoring their friends and loved ones in lieu of staring at ads on a computer screen for hours on end, people wake up the next day and realize that the season is supposed to be about love and charity. So they scrape together what few pennies they have left over from the previous day's spending and donate it to cancer research.

Despite occurring less than a week after Thanksgiving, people need another holiday to remind them not to be such selfish assholes. Thus, Giving Tuesday was born.

by 0neWay March 8, 2016

tonesha

Beautiful, outgoing ,successful. People tend to fall in love with" Tonesha" very quickly!

" I'm in love with you Tonesha" or "Tonesha you're very beautiful"

by 💜💋 December 20, 2016