Blowing into your partner's arsehole while reaching round and wanking him off. With your lips pursed around his ringpiece and hand movement you will resemble someone playing a trombone
by Cwilliam September 27, 2006
Get the dirty trombonemug. After that dinner last night, I've been playing the Indian Trombone in my office this afternoon, like a virtuoso.
by Capt. Flatus November 11, 2019
Get the Indian Trombonemug. Whilst partner is behind you they place a finger in the bum, and the same time reaches round and masterbates the male penis.
Laura put a finger up Davies bum and took hold of his penis. She then simentously slide finger in and out whilst pulling his chappy playing the chocolate trombone.
by deviant irishman April 26, 2014
Get the chocolate trombonemug. the act of administering a rusty trombone to a man who's just taken a dump; likely to occur after both parties come home from a long night of drinking and eating recklessly, possibly at Chili's; no amount of cautious wiping makes a muddy trombone acceptable -- at least not on the trombonist's part
Dude 1: Before I knew it, I was on the business end of a muddy trombone.
Dude 2: You mean, RUSTY trombone?
Dude 1: Naw, bro. Lemme put it this way: she wound up with corn in her teeth.
Dude 2: You mean, RUSTY trombone?
Dude 1: Naw, bro. Lemme put it this way: she wound up with corn in her teeth.
by Filthy Rodríguez January 21, 2009
Get the muddy trombonemug. by sr1024 January 25, 2005
Get the rusty trombonemug. when you are having your cock masterbated and your ass lick at the same time. this creates a music sound like ahhhhhhrrrr
by scott hutchins May 9, 2004
Get the rusty trombonemug. Do you like to play the rusty trombone? You must be a master at playing the rusty trombone. That girl plays a mean rusty trombone. His lover played the rusty trombone.
by shwazwaz July 23, 2006
Get the rusty trombonemug.