touché

A word derived from French that is used most-commonly when someone makes a particularly good point in an arguement and leaves the opponent (the touché sayer) speechless or at a loss for words.

-If incest is a sin then what the fuck does that make Adam and Eve?

-Uhh...it...err...touché.

by Adam "Tr0n" March 8, 2005

touched

A person thats not quite right in the head or insane is touched, the word should be said whilst pointing towards the head.

Boy: Today gemma scooby sat on the floor and sang to herself.
sister: Gemma... Is that the girl thats a bit touched, touched by an angel

by White Wicca March 12, 2004

toucher_of_cancer

The one of the best meme accounts on Instagram and the memes are made by him self not stolen

Toucher_Of_Cancer is the best at making memes

by Blinker.exe November 6, 2018

Kishin Toches

Yiddish for Kiss My Ass

Old Jewish Man: Make me a sandwich!
Old Jewish Lady: Make your own sandwich and while your at it Kishin Toches!

by KerKerDaYenta August 30, 2010

who touched ma spaghett

When you leave your spaghett on the table and someone touches it

Pewdiepie reference ~ 2018

Comes from when the word 'spaghetti' was mispronounced

"Who touched ma spaghett?"

by BaekYhun The Corgi April 24, 2018

Torchwood

Torchwood is a spin-off of Doctor Who. It is sorta like CSI: Cardiff only with alien technology. More adult than Doctor Who, it airs on Sundays, 10pm BBC3. Also similiar to the X-Files.

Forensic Guy: "Special Access" they said.
Gwen Cooper: For who?
Forensic Guy: Torchwood.

by PJ360 November 2, 2006

elbow toucher

a ditzy (blonde) woman that you convince that if she can touch her elbows behind her back she won't have cancer, thus making her thrust her chest towards you giving you a nice view.

sam is an elbow toucher

by 100bc December 20, 2004