Corn nut Torpedo

swallowing corn nuts whole so that they pass through your system in their pristine form. When you have to take a shit, you back your ass up to her snatch and shit in her giving her the corn nut torpedo.

I gave Shawna the corn nut torpedo last night.

by Gary Shepard January 22, 2008

Torked

Way better way of spelling “torqued” in reference to being extremely erect.

Bro, I’m so fucking torked my zipper is about to explode.

by Pavlova June 2, 2019

Spicy Torpedo

the act of shitting down a woman's snatch.

ex. I heard John spicy torpedoed Betsy.

by Tyler Beach February 5, 2009

Torged

An act of unjustly dismissing someone from employment over a tweet.

That stupid radio station torged my guy! It was only a joke! Let him live!

by TheRealFan October 26, 2012

Torpedophile

A torpedo enthusiast

My uncle is a torpedophile. He enjoys polishing his torpedo collection.

by phlurm December 22, 2010

Torben

To torben a derragotory word for someone who
a) Is hated by teachers
b) Leaves in the middle of school
c) synonym for to die
d) Doesn't turn up to school

Kid 1: Phil is absent from school.
Kid 2: Phil is doing the Torben because we have Latin today and Biology.

by Exless November 2, 2020

Beef Torpedo

A beef torpedo is what one uses to sink her battleship. It is a commonly used implement in the popular "hide the salami" game. Generally hampered by its slow rate of fire.

Ahoy, bo'sun, I smell fish! Ahead of us, it's the gigantic bearded clam! Fire the beef torpedo!

by Fuzzy Bunny November 6, 2006