Hypno Toad

Hypno Toad- A world famous TV icon from the crazy world of futurama. Is currently being nominated for many awards.
Beware after 15 minutes of constant viewing can cause the following symptoms- Headaches, manic hair brushing , feeling of flying and necrophilia.

Hypno Toad e.g Scary freak who know everything irrelevant,nothing important and generally is green and slimy.aka Mr B

by Cpt Crazy November 30, 2006

not today

when you can be bothered with foolishness because your not in the mood .....

*your eating food

person one:u fat pig

you: NOT TODAY!! eric

by shot that.. March 12, 2020

Toadette

SO KAWAII! I wanna huuug her! Pink female version of Toad from Mario Kart:Double Dash!!! AHHHHHHHHHH!

Hi, Toadette! ^_^

by Snebulizer December 3, 2003

Toad Job

Getting a blow job from a woman excessing over 225 pounds.
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Getting so drunk don't care you will probably get head from a girl over 225 pounds.

Kyle- Bro, Jake got a toad job last night!!

Joe- No sir! That's not cool!

by TheBestMane October 23, 2009

Toadsauce

An alternate way to say "Totally Awesome" or "Totes Awes" (in abbreviated form)
This word was formed in Duluth, MN. Perkins. 1:38am.

Linda: That'd be totally awesome
Alicia: YOU'RE totes awes!
Linda: ...Did you just say toadsauce?

Uses: Toadsauce can be used in place of any word.

Examples:

In it's original context: "Wanna go to the mall? Yeah, that'd be toadsauce!" , "You're the toadsauciest person I know"
As an object/substance: "Oop, you gotta little toadsauce on your cheek, dude" , "Don't step in the toadsauce"
In love: "I am mad toadsaucin' for you"
In anger: "You're a toadsauce! NO, YOU'RE A TOADSAUCE, ASSBAG!"

by HeartSleeves May 29, 2009

I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today

Seriously? The entire phrase has a literal meaning of its own and you just searched if it exists in the Urban Dictionary? NO WAY!

Just kidding:
The meaning is literal. Further, this phrase is commonly used when a video shows something that you TOTALLY didn't expect from the subject within that video.

*A TikTok video with a text saying "showing my gay flat mate my boobs for the first time" with the girl actually showing her boobs to him*

One person in the comments section:
"I am very uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio today."

by maxweber27 October 7, 2021

today

The present day. Started at the end of yesterday, the second it went past midnight, it became today. Today ends once it goes past midnight.

Also a song. The video for this song features Billy Corgan as an icecream man picking up a corss-dressing guitar player, and performing DIY.

"I have to get this done today"

"I shall paint my icecream van today"

"Today is
Today is
Today is
The greatest day
That I have ever known"

by Kung-Fu Jesus April 21, 2004