20 pounds of uncut Peruvian flake (cocaine) taped to his thighs?!? Didn't anyone clue that doofusin? That's like tying your own noose if you think youre gonna make it by the coppers through customs.
"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.
The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.
"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."
"I LL show him! " she storms out of the secret cubby hole exploding towards the bedroom door.
The Black Widow turns to her prospective new mate, while munching on her husbands head.
"That crazy leggy broad is tying her own noose, if she thinks she can untangle that love connection."
by Bags Bradley January 29, 2018
Get the tying your own noosemug. This means if you spot an animal being neglected not to call the police or animal control and to call a local rescue instead. This is because police and animal control are known to not do anything about cases they don’t see as serious.
“That persons hit their dog, we should call animal control.”
“No, we should call a rescue instead. Remember, see abuse? Don’t grab the noose.”
“No, we should call a rescue instead. Remember, see abuse? Don’t grab the noose.”
by Thecommonblackbird August 22, 2020
Get the See abuse? Don’t Grab the Noosemug. by Guardo St. Jergen November 8, 2021
Get the Noose in a bucketmug. When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.
After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm
The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm
The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
by Thejuice April 9, 2013
Get the Clock-Noosemug. When a girl takes a dance move too far and accidentally hangs herself, and then you have sex with her dead body.
Person 1: Hey what was that smell coming from your room last night?
Person 2: Oh, last night I gave Sarah a noose caboose.
Person 1: what the fu--
Person 2: Oh, last night I gave Sarah a noose caboose.
Person 1: what the fu--
by flatbed_yosef April 26, 2023
Get the noose caboosemug. According to all known laws of how to noose,
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
there is no way a bee should be able to fly.
Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground.
The bee, of course, flies anyway
because bees don't care what humans think is impossible.
Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black.
Ooh, black and yellow! Let's shake it up a little.
by bengt-olof February 2, 2017
Get the to noosemug. by Aza0405 June 17, 2022
Get the Noose Musicmug.