Jimber Timber

The real name of "Justin Timberlake"

I just tried to say "Justin Timberlake" outloud but it came out as "Jimber Timber"

by ♥🗺☠ June 22, 2021

timber nigger

A racist word for a Native American. White people tend to tack on the word nigger to something that the Non-white people live near/in to make a quick and easy racial slurr. Native Americans live in the forrest, thus, timber nigger was coined.

Crouching Crow sure is one drunk timber nigger.

by TN November 2, 2005

Tile Floor

A lady who shaves her private area is said to sport a tile floor.

Dat bitch has a tile floor..

by Tressel March 26, 2008

Tugging the Timber

The act of masterbation.

I woke up with some good morning wood so I was Tugging the Timber for awhile before I got up.

by Lt.Short Bus February 9, 2009

timber

(n.) a massive, solid erection.

Guy 1- "Dude, class just ended, why are you still sitting there?"
Guy 2- "Well, I've been staring at Chelsea's tits all class, and I'm still rocking some serious timber!"

by Da Sperminator March 31, 2011

Timber Turd

When one is sitting taking a shit, his turd is so solid all the way down to where it touches the bottom of the toilet and is still connected to the rectum, and one stands up and the turd falls over and hits him in the nuts, and then one yells timber

I have to go take a poop.....
(10 minutes later)
TIMBER!!!!
thats a timber turd

by the great googlio October 10, 2009

Timberline High School, Boise, ID

A school in Boise, Idaho known to be infested with mind-numbing amounts of jocks and douchenozzles. Spending a typical day in the halls of Timberline, you will hear phrases such as "money" and "shit was so cash brah", and witness the slow, painful retardation of modern society.

I went to Timberline High School, Boise, ID and felt like I became a cast member on Jersey Shore.

It's a Timberline thing.

I went to Timberline high sch - no, wait, don't walk away! I'm different from them, I swear!

by classof2009 January 17, 2011