Tiddly-woo

Tiddly-wooing is a hardcore sport developed by residents of Staffordshire in England. This sport involves using any long, phallic object such as a stick or pencil-case to poke, or ram into a person's clothed arse. When the poking is in process it is neccessary for the poker to shout tiddly-woo, or on rare occasions, xabi alonso. Anyone in the area may be tiddly-wooed, whether they are fellow competitors or passers-by. Tiddly-wooing should be played as a group game, as it is considered gay to tiddly-woo alone. To be tiddly-wooed is the ultimate insult to many, it often results in efforts for revenge and suicide.

"Let's tiddly-woo Kingy!"

"It's tiddly-woo time, everyone put your backs to the wall!"

"Where's Mark?"
"He got gang-tiddly-wooed and the shame was too much... he threw himself off a bridge."

by Pierre Von Snout September 29, 2006

tuddle

to cuddle with more meaning

we tuddled last night

by turbopants November 20, 2006

ping pong tiddly

A very refined, expensive or high alcohol content beverage.

'He ordered the most ping pong tiddly in the nuclear sub'

by allkindsofsickaye February 23, 2009

twiddle the bean

The act of a woman casually rubbing her clitoris.

"I was tired watching tv and decided to twiddle the bean for a bit."

by Dutch B January 1, 2007

hentai tiddies

The best thing to Grace you're eyes. Usually from Japan.

And God said," come forth and you shall receive hentai tiddies".

by Bernie Sander's Fleshlight May 22, 2017

toddlerection

The erection of a young boy who has yet to enter puberty. Not sexual in nature, and completely normal.

Little Jack's mom was worried when she spotted his toddlerection when giving him a bath, but after she researched on the web she realized it was completely normal.

by W00glin December 16, 2008

Beer Toddler

(n.) A person who gets drunk off of a small amount of alcohol.
(n.) A person who vomits or acts outrageous after a small amount of alcohol.

Guy 1: I heard Ben threw up all over himself earlier.
Guy 2: Yeah and he had only had 4 beers by then.
Guy 1: Fuckin' beer toddler.

by Ankylosaurus February 21, 2010