iPod Touch

(noun) a decent music player that usualy used for it internet pornagraphy capabilities among teenagers

Bill: "Hey dude, i got grounded for being caught watchin porn on my PC"
Bob: "that sux i just watch porn on my ipod touch and not get caught."
Bill: "fuck you"

by smokey-mcpot February 4, 2009

thushy

Short for Thusyanthy. Named after a beautiful brown girl with gorgeous locks and a great body. But she does have her blonde moments.

She loves doing crazy and wild things on an impulse but also has her loving and caring side.

example: guy #1: "Damn that chick is hot, who is that?"
guy #2: "That's Thushy, bro. "

by quanji0305 December 19, 2010

touch fanny

all i want to do in my life

all i want to do is touch fanny

by fanny toucher 9000 November 20, 2020

Dick Touch

When two men rub their penises togther, the first of the two males to get a boner loses. Its a legit game, a mans game! -Jhop

DUde let's play dick touch!

by Jason Hopkins February 13, 2007

midas touch

The ability to make anything into a profitable/economically successful product.

"Yo, Drake got the midas touch!"

by pseudonymous richardson January 9, 2017

touch cloth

1) to have a turtle head pop from one's rectum before underpants are removed

2) to break wind with more force than expected, and to cause fecal matter to come in to contact with one's underpants before being able to suck it back in

Oh Dave, that sounded like a wet one...did you touch cloth?

by Borne September 23, 2004

teuchter

Someone from the HIGHLANDS of Scotland. NOT always from the East coast as everyone likes to think. Usually come from rural areas of the highlands, where Gaelic is spoken in parts. Often mocked for our 'heeland' accents and lack of knowledge about city living. Most think we live in an area with no technology, but we too have broadband, mobile phones and TV.

Basically the Scottish equivalent of an American hick.

I'm from the North West Highlands, and I'M PROUD TO BE A TEUCHTER!

by ChristinaD January 10, 2008