The Thing

Another name for the Declaration of Independence, used exclusively by a senile Joe Biden

"We hold these truths to be self-evident: all men and women created by- go- you know- you know, THE THING...”

by bustapost November 1, 2020

thin giraffe

A very unattractive younger teen who has no ass or boobs and is very awkward

The thin giraffe had no one to dance with at the mixer because she was to scared to ask

by Jerkenoff December 7, 2017

Burger on thin ice

A phrase that is used to describe someone who is about to make a mistake or fail at something. The phrase is a metaphor where the “burger” represents the person and the “thin ice” represents the precarious or unstable situation they are in.

The homeboy bought a $300 jacket in instalments!! Truly a burger on thin ice.

by yzzoP January 25, 2023

Wearing thin

Said when someone or something is no longer funny and is now getting on your nerves.

Kevin is so not funny anymore. His whole act is just wearing thin.

by Maybelline October 22, 2007

Ain't No Dinner Thing

Refers to a member of the opposite sex who, although acceptable for a one-night stand, is not worthy of being taken out to dinner or meeting your family.

Erik: Why didn't you get that bartender's digits? Take her out some time.
B-Rad: Oh her? That Ain't No Dinner Thing.

by MellionBob January 14, 2009

One thing lead to another

The phrase 'one thing lead to another' is typically used as an excuse to justify the act of having a one night stand with a complete stranger(s).

Jennifer: So I met this guy at this party, and we were having such a great time getting to know each other, and before we knew it one thing lead to another and ...
Lily: Did you get his name and number?
Jennifer: ...

by neilsonz January 27, 2009

do the thing

The new proper way of saying "do it".

"Want to go to the mall?" "Yeah, let's do the thing"

"That idling car is just beggin to be stolen, I need to hurry up and do the thing before the owner comes back out"

by jeru411 March 7, 2007