by gryfalis November 25, 2021
I fucking hate france. Gay ass country. Women probably use baguettes to peg their men there. Hellhole. My dick is larger than the eiffel tower.
by OrangutanFeces April 14, 2022
Mark: "Hey, have you heard of France before?"
Oui Oui Baguette Benjamin: "Yes, I have heard of it, but it is definitely not real. Don't listen to everything you hear on the news Mark."
Mark: "Okie doke."
Oui Oui Baguette Benjamin: "Yes, I have heard of it, but it is definitely not real. Don't listen to everything you hear on the news Mark."
Mark: "Okie doke."
by The Totally Real Word Person April 11, 2022
by CreatingHiroshimainthetoilet January 01, 2022
Eiffel tower is located in Paris, France
by ChickenCarrie September 23, 2021
Franceli Defined as an independent woman that never gives up even if she’s having a rough time always shows her good,strong , and powerful state of mind.
by Franceli November 23, 2021
1) (verb) A legal term: 'to france' someone is when you poo in that person's garbage can. If one cannot poo at the time, rotten eggs, spoiled meat and moldy cheese works just as well. You may also feel free to substitute drawers, lockers, medical cabinets and potted plants for said garbage can.
2) (noun) A place often fought over by European powers throughout history... never associated with victory with the exception of other countries helping it.
3) (adjective) 'french' 'frenchman': to be 'french' involves essentially involves someone getting all their closest friends to join them in a fight against a rival group of friends, then quit when the going gets tough. First used during the latter part of the first world war.
2) (noun) A place often fought over by European powers throughout history... never associated with victory with the exception of other countries helping it.
3) (adjective) 'french' 'frenchman': to be 'french' involves essentially involves someone getting all their closest friends to join them in a fight against a rival group of friends, then quit when the going gets tough. First used during the latter part of the first world war.
1) Person 1: "Man, Milly's was so lame last night me and Jack franced every garbage can in the house before we left"
Person 2: "Dude, Milly's party is tomorrow"
Person 1: "Even so"
2) Napoleon: "We'll defeat Britain"
Continental Europe: "Shit we're on France's side"
shortly after World War Two broke out:
France: "Sacred-bleu, Je ne sais pas que je peux perdre si vite! but on bright side, that was the best evacuation of the military ever."
Britain: "Maggie! I'm on France's side. Hey US, wanna give a hand?"
US: "Nah we'd rather just sell weapons to everyone for a little while..."
Britain: "Whatever, I guess we'll just wait three or four years until Russia softens the Nazis up a bit"
US: "Too bad Russia's too poor to afford weapons..."
3) We don't hang out with Louis anymore 'cause we realized he was the french guy of the group
Person 2: "Dude, Milly's party is tomorrow"
Person 1: "Even so"
2) Napoleon: "We'll defeat Britain"
Continental Europe: "Shit we're on France's side"
shortly after World War Two broke out:
France: "Sacred-bleu, Je ne sais pas que je peux perdre si vite! but on bright side, that was the best evacuation of the military ever."
Britain: "Maggie! I'm on France's side. Hey US, wanna give a hand?"
US: "Nah we'd rather just sell weapons to everyone for a little while..."
Britain: "Whatever, I guess we'll just wait three or four years until Russia softens the Nazis up a bit"
US: "Too bad Russia's too poor to afford weapons..."
3) We don't hang out with Louis anymore 'cause we realized he was the french guy of the group
by Jon Wonk April 09, 2010