barney

n. One who causes a problem

Origin: Barney -> Barney Rubble -> Rubble -> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

by Murph May 13, 2005

Barney

Another word that means, to pass gas, with a quick, sharp bang.

Is that a car horn outside or did Bryan just Barney?

by Kelly Belly September 1, 2006

Barney

A television character who made kids do things like do the limbo or count sticks. The program he stars in is educational. Although alot of people deny they watched it, they know they watched it:)

My friend told me that barney's tail is on the wrong side.

by 1337 Hacker March 17, 2005

Barney

What happens when a person commits beastiality with a dinosaur

I had just had sex with a dinosaur. (nine months later) Oh look it’s Barney

by Dubiks December 29, 2018

Barney

A male skateboarder, over 40, who wears full pads (knee pads, elbow pads, wrist guards, helmet) 1980's skateboarding fashion, and talks very loudly about when they skated back in the day with dog-town and z-boys. Usually barneys are found in groups, with a particularly overweight guy taking photos of tricks that are not at all impressive. A barney loves telling other non-padded skateboarders, especially female skateboarders, that they wear pads because they are so old, but in fact, are not that old. A barney will pad up even if there is no vert in sight. A barney will speak loudly and cheer unnecessarily loudly when their friends do boring, unimpressive tricks or if a female skateboarder does something unimpressive, like dropping into the bowl. Barneys play music while they skate, which matches their 1980's clothing and pad styles, and consists of one style of music from the 1980's (example: Dead Kennedys).

The bowl is filled with barneys on Saturday morning; let's skate in the afternoon instead.

by skatin_jasmine September 10, 2019

Barney

1. The penis.

2. A despised person.
(second sense refers to Barney Rubble, a character from The Flinstones.)

that Barney will not leave me alone.

by Light Joker May 28, 2004

barney

What we all here grew up on and now must make fun of to prove our manliness. By doing this we basically are as immature as 10-year old little boys.

Lol barney is eveil kay guys.

by LRS December 18, 2007