spork

A dangerous object that 2nd graders use.

OMG! The second graders invaded my classroom today, and attacked us with sporks! OUCH! I got my eye poked out!

by subwayfreak November 19, 2007

Spork

Verb. A cross between forking and spooning; romantic sex.

He wanted to fork, but she wanted to spoon; they reached a compromise by sporking.

by DelightfullyDubious April 23, 2009

Spork

Someone that makes a false SPAM complaint to their email provider or ISP. A contraction of "SPAM" and "dork." Can also be used as a verb.

Don't be a SPORK, use the delete email button, not the "report spam" button.

by Leeroy B January 7, 2009

sporking

The act of spooning with a one-legged individual, involving the intertwining of the three legs.

It turns out the guy only had one leg, so after we had sex we just started sporking for a while, cause we couldn't exactly spoon with one three collective legs, ya know?

by hoosasporker May 20, 2009

Spork

To put your finger near someones cheek when there looking in the other direction so that when they turn there head back towards you they get poked in the face.

I sporked you
you got sporked
To spork someone

by mid89uk May 3, 2009

spork

A combonation between a spoon and a fork

Sporks are the greatest thing to mankind

by DizzyLizzy January 22, 2007

Spork

To spoon while the male has an erection, creating a bump like a spork.

I was sporking with my wife.

by Señor Heisenberg June 6, 2014