butter the turtle

A phrase used to describe the act of female masturbation, especially if she hasn't in a while. If you know a female who is acting cranky, bitchy, or suspicious, chances are, she could use a good turtle buttering.

"Becky, you look a bit under the weather, maybe you should go butter that turtle, it's the best thing for you."- Becky's Grandmother

Rhianna likes to butter the turtle whenever she's on stage.

by JHONNY!!! September 3, 2013

We Butter The Bread With Butter

An amazing German grindcore/electro band. Compromising of two memebers: Tobi and Marci.

1.We butter the bread with butter is awesome!

2.WBTBWB FTW!

by iHatePseudonymNames August 21, 2009

hide the peanut butter

using a desert spoon to lather intimate parts of you with smooth sunpat in preparation for your cat/dog/liger to eat it off, it hurts so good.

"after playing hide the peanut butter ben's cat no longer looks him in the eye"

"which eye?"

by kjal May 15, 2010

Butter the bread

When a aircraft lands nice and smooth without a thump.

Dude, Ryan Air is great at buttering the bread!
2: No lol ur autistic Ryan air cant butter the bread

by Niggorfoggat August 13, 2018

butter the corn

To masturbate to ejaculation.

Man, I went down to the sperm bank to butter the corn.

by jotthedot February 26, 2008

Dick in the Peanut Butter

To be over invested or nosy

Man why you always gotta have your dick in the peanut butter

by BlackPahnda August 25, 2018

The Peanut Butter Cup

When having anal sex with a fat chick, you pull your dick out and you fill her belly button with the shit stuck to your dick.

So I'm slammin it in her soupbean and I consider going for the pink sock, but since I work for her dad, I decided to just give her The Peanut Butter Cup instead.

by blueSiclone January 26, 2011