Telephonic relief

To achieve orgasm through phone sex

Amy was suddenly alarmed that her telephonic relief may have awakened her parents down the hall.

by Felicity Church June 5, 2009

telesthesia

previously associated with parapsychology, i posit a usage that simply denotes an individual's mind/body experience of multiple distances simultaneously.

collegial diaspora : telesthesia of the heart and mind.

by monpriere August 30, 2010

Telephrenia

The feeling you get while flipping through the television channels, stopping briefly on each one, and hearing logical sentences come out of it.

TV-"This is" (flip) "a great" (flip) "opportunity for this" (flip) "cheese sandwich" (flip) "and President Obama."

Guy1-"Did the tv just make a sentence out of random sound bites from different stations?"

Guy2- "Nah man, you just have a case of Telephrenia!"

by IamJLovegren November 13, 2010

Telephone Boo

Is the person that you talk to the most on the phone that you wouldn't mind sexing up.

I was talking to my telephone boo last night . . ~ We're definitely fucking Saturday.

by Keiriinu March 10, 2011

Telephuckoffphany

Anyone who answers your call (ususally call centres) who clearly hates their job and, by extension, you. Their tone clearly says Fuck off.

Pronounced: tele-fuck-off-fanny

Me: Wow what a rude bitch

Mar: Its just another case of telephuckoffphany, she's probably paid fucking nothing too.

by Polite receptionist June 17, 2011

telespectaculistic

anything that has to do with extreme awesome

That guys shoes are, like, soooo telespectaculistic

by CatarinaDanny July 7, 2011

Telesomniac

This is a person that automatically falls asleep about a third of the way through any show/movie EVERY SINGLE TIME! Even when this is something that the person really wants to watch.

"Hey man, didn't Ted pick this movie out? I can't believe he's already asleep!"
"Yea he always does this, he's aTelesomniac. He can't help it. Telesomnia is a serious medical condition."

by trapknowledge November 18, 2013