Flex Tape 

Basically God, if you haven’t already heard of this stuff, climb out from under that boat that was sawed in half and put back together and go get some!

Flex Tape does basically anything you can think of!
Bee Hive on your gutter? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Want to stop peeing the bed? BOOM! Flex Tape! (Have fun getting that shit off)
Professional Waxing too expensive? BOOM! Flex Tape!
Significant other or other person won’t shut up? BOOM! Flex Tape

“I sawed this boat in half, and repaired it using only Flex Tape!”~ Phil Swift

Flex Tape by Jake Furry Killer August 18, 2018

Run through the tape 

To complete/finish a project or task.

For the past three hours the Red team has feverously worked on the puzzle and it appears that they are about to run through the tape!

Run through the tape by talk2me-JCH2 December 20, 2020

Beat tape 

Instrumental music compiled into an album or a mix by a beat maker/producer. Beat tapes are produced widely by independent hip-hop beatmakers.

Damu just recorded his new beats and shared it online as a beat tape.

Beat tape by Bodhi Satta August 30, 2013

flex tape 

Jesus.

"Flex tape. Okay, have you heard about this stuff? I mean, this is basically- Have you heard of Jesus? Well, even he couldn't do as much as Flex tape apparently."

flex tape by underageanimegunfurryschoolgir February 8, 2018

two bagger and some tape 

Banging an ugly woman without having to look at OR listen to her and picturing a beautiful woman in her place. The two bagger and some tape involves tape for over her mouth so you don't hear her talking during the deed, a bag for over her head so you don't have to look at her, and a bag for over your head in case the one over hers breaks.

Dude, how did the date go with that annoying girl, who had the face that looked like an old shoe? Oh my god, she was not just a two bagger. She was a two bagger and some tape. She was so annoying to talk to, and so ugly, but I needed to get laid so bad that I simply put some tape over her mouth, put bags on both of our heads. I then did the deed while picturing young Pamela Anderson's tits and ass.

two bagger and some tape by Stagmen October 3, 2017

Title of your sex tape

Some people heard it from Brooklyn nine nine

Something that sounds weird and wrong in a sexual way

Person: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop?

Person 2: I’m horrible at this. When can we stop? Title of your sex tape.

Title of your sex tape by Goozery February 27, 2019

duct tape 

Like The Force, duct tape has a light side and a dark side, and it holds the universe together.

This lady just wrecked her car! Put some duct tape around it, before it gets messy.

duct tape by Sonnybobiche January 28, 2004