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Jug Smuggler

A bra specifically used by well-endowed women with breasts large enough as to be classified as "jugs".
Boarder Patrol Guard 1: Ma'am, are you smuggling any illegal paraphernalia into the country?
Well Endowed Woman: Of course not officer. Why are you so suspicious?

Boarder Patrol Guard 2: Well, Ma'am, you ARE wearing your jug smuggler.

Well Endowed Woman: Oh! No, that's just for my large jugs. No paraphernalia.
by Chubbies4Life July 8, 2014
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Resting Smug Face

We've all heard of resting bitch face, and I think we all know what it means. We would like to recognize other resting faces: people who just can't help but look a certain way without even trying. Our first is resting smug face: someone who just looks smug unless they're trying to look another way, like angry or amused.
That guy is so cocky, he even has resting smug face.
by wamathmom June 11, 2015
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peanut smuggler

Aroused and pokey nipples showing through tight clothing.
"Oooh look here comes Little Miss Perky the peanut smuggler".
by littlemissperky May 14, 2008
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smuggly

Someone (generally an asian) who is always seen in the school hall or in the library with a smugg-ass look on their face. They think they are the shit because they study all day and get perfect scores on all of their tests
All asians are smuggly
by Big Snigger August 5, 2006
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smuggit

A person who is Smug and a Git all in one at the same time. Not nessasarly a bad saying, can be used in fun also.
When someone does something which makes them smug and because of that you think they are a git also. A SMUG GIT.

A Friend who pots the 8 ball out of luck and looks smug after doing it.. is a Smug-git.

Bob you "SMUGGIT" you potted that by luck!
by gdr5471 April 25, 2007
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smugget

I tiny nugget of shit that you spunk on after it comes out your arse. This can be done when having a shank ( a shit and a wank) or afterwards and sometimes they are eaten as they are a delicacy in Drummond Ride, number 13 normally
by Riggsy Lol November 2, 2010
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peanut smuggler

by timmy February 17, 2003
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