Samerific

The action of being completely terrific and being named Sam. The two together make an orgasmic combination.

"Whoa, bro! That kid is named Sam, and he's so terrific! He scored dome like 5 times last night!" - Will
"What can I say? Being Samerific is just a quality I have as a natural bro." - Sam

by Willy Willers the Third October 4, 2011

Smerdge

To cum and shart at the same time.

Dude, did you just smerdge? It smells terrible.

by 1077tc December 9, 2013

Simeranjoyt

A Heather. She is the most beautiful human-being you could ever encounter. Everyone wants to be her; her eyes sparkle brighter than the moon, her hair is like a summer breeze, and lips taste like Vanilla. You definitely need a Simmer in your life, too bad there's only one.

Have you seen Heather? I MEAN Simeranjoyt?

by ilovesimmer October 18, 2020

Shmerg

Shmerg. /Noun.

A cat like creature made out of small neon tubes with violent tendencies. Commits vehicular slaughter commonly.

My dad got his car fixed recently. Bad timing though, Shmerg's nearby.

by -Seb_M- April 29, 2023

Herp 'n' shmerp

1. An ambiguous identifier used as a variable, akin to mathematics, in which any word can be inserted provided it keeps grammatical commandment. Typically the user has a specific word in mind that was purposely omitted.

see thingy, thing.

2. Used as a filler word akin to "like", "um", et cetera.

other spellings: herpnshmerp, herp-n-shmerp.

1. "Pass the herpinshermp, please?"

2. "Could you pass the herp 'n' shmerp ketchup, please?"

by lordcheesness May 28, 2013

shmer

A word with many conotations depending on how it is enunciated.

SHMER!: Tight yo!
shmer...:I'm depressed!
shmeR?: WTF?

by god May 26, 2003

Sumerian Piledriver

When a man has explosive diarrhea into a turkey vultures beak/mouth. The turkey vulture is then electrocuted and skull-fucked by a wooly mammoth. afterwards, the wooly mammoth is usually enraged to a point of impossible rage and proceeds to stampede the man and bust a galloon of sperm in his face. This is know as the Sumerian Piledriver

i was watching a wild zoo porno when out of nowhere a wooly mammoth performed a perfect sumerian piledriver.

by Spiderpig77 January 4, 2010