Sedge

To wander around seemingly, but not necessarily, without purpose.

"Paul is going for his early evening sedge about the office."

by Tengushee April 7, 2010

Sludgepump

When you get a girl to half squat and fist her ass, but as you are fisting her you use the suction that your fist pumps create to loosen her bowels onto the floor. Or, if performing the "Korean Slugepump", you get her to release them onto your stomach and genitals.

'I have a hefty doctor bill to pay for the rediculous Sludgepump that i preformed on a transexual stripper last night.'

'Boy tom, is it ever hard to wash feces out of your ballhair after you admister a real good Korean Sludgepump.'

by dig- September 14, 2009

Chocolate smudge

v- to take a shit in someone's mouth and make out with them.

Adam loves to chocolate smudge his mother.

by Adams favorite March 21, 2014

Curry smudge

When you eat a curry and have a crap the next day you wipe your ass and the poo smudges all around anus

I ate a chicken vindaloo last night and when I had a poo this morning I wiped my ass and had curry smudge.

by monkeypig November 16, 2010

sludge hummer

When a penis is inserted anally into a man or woman, and then removed for oral insertion into that same man or woman, without washing off any rectal residue. Play on "sledgehammer", a demolition implement, a Peter Gabriel song title, and the name of a 1980s comedy television show.

First I fucked her ass, then she blew me--sludge hummer!

by Drew Bob September 18, 2008

Smudge head

Derogatory word for Christians and anyone who follows or believes in the Christian agenda.

"You see all those idiot smudge heads walking around last Wednesday?"

"I was talking to this fucking smudge head and he still believes that Jesus was real"

by WePutHimToBedALongTimeAgo October 6, 2012

smudger

photographer

Yeah, he's a smudger (Photographer)

by zippy09 September 9, 2009