pirate studying

Studying with one eye due to an injury to your other eye. Commonly occurs when you get an unexpected eye injury the night before an exam or test, so you have no choice but to study. The injury can come from sports or, if you are a girl or a gay male, from getting a cumshot right in ur eye when trying to loosen up ur special someone before the test u both have.

Natalie: How did you write your exam after that soccer injury last night?
André: Oh, I was just pirate studying last night so that I'd be ready.

by The Great Frenchy June 26, 2010

im meant to be studying

oh me too! im gonna fail my science exam lol

Jordan: im meant to be studying
Ellie: really? well what are you doing here?
Jordan: Well i just dont want to
Ellie: fair enough

by cockroach.hater March 29, 2021

stuping

when you is stupid #triggered #feminists #willDoratty

you is stuping

by oinapple pen November 28, 2016

Captain Stubing

v. captain stubed, captain stub·ing, captain stu

To pierce or wound ones ego with or as if with a pointed weapon.

1. To plunge (a pointed tongue or instrument) into someone.
2. To verbally make a thrusting or poking motion.

"Man, he captain stubed that girl with his tongue."

by Derek December 6, 2003

studling

studying and learning
getting aggrevated at studying and learning

Studling is fun and I can't wait to this weekend!

by poopsie doopsie January 5, 2008

studying a broad

A low key way of describing a woman that you believe to be a lesbian.

"Hey is the new girl single?"
"Yeah she is, but I think she is currently studying a broad in Lebanon"
"True."

by CALLS August 20, 2014

studting

Studying while also being a stud

Derek did some top-notch studting at the party. He was studying the babe's knockers like a stud.

by doctordiesel January 10, 2010