Stooling

The act of thinking while taking a dump.

I have some of my best ideas while stooling..

by StudyBuddies November 22, 2011

stooly

1> a rat
2> a guy who tells the cops or other authorities of wrongdoings
3> The guy in prison movies who winds up being either killed in the prison riot, or getting pounded in the ass untill he dies of rectal trauma

1> You fuckin Stooly ratbastard
2> that fuckin Stooly ratbastard told the cops about the weed!
3> GET THE STOOLY!!!!

by Chad of Arimithea October 30, 2006

strolladex

barrel-shaped rolladex in which you let your fingers do the walking.

Check the strolladex for the pizza guy's phone number!

by Tim Kauffman October 30, 2008

Stool Silencer

1. To tear off large quantities of toilet paper and drop them in the toilet, usually done when one feels the need to defecate, and/or does not wish to be heard doing so for reasons of privacy.

2. An action taken when one no longer wishes to stall stall, being pressed for time or wishing to leave the restroom.

While in the public restroom, Pablo used a stool silencer to avoid embarrassment and alerting others to how he was using the stall.

by Reyasa August 25, 2011

Stroller

A woman who accompanies a man to age-inappropriate events to assure parents that he is trying to recapture his inner child, not capture a child.

I really want to play with those goats, but if I don't bring my kid into this petting zoo, I better at least bring a stroller so no one calls the cops.

by PunditSquared September 30, 2016

Stroflex

Stroflex –

Pronunciation - /stroh-fleks/

Proper Noun –

COO

Noun –

The action or state of stroflexing

Verb –

To subtly contract any upper body muscle group within a corporate work environment while walking, sitting in a conference room, pacing in an office, or washing hands at the bathroom sink. Popularly utilized muscle groups include, but are not limited to, deltoids, pectoralis major, trapezius, and biceps. Although popular held beliefs deny the possibility, it is feasible to stroflex the gluteous maximus group as well.

Origin - stems from the last name Strobeck

Anyone happen to see John stroflexing while making that grilled chicken salad yesterday when he slowly poured the cucumber ranch dressing? That man has skillz.

by swagu17 December 15, 2016

Stool Stall

When you are at work and have just taken a vicious dump. The process of waiting in the stall until whichever people are in the bathroom do not witness you leaving the stall and implicate you in your horrific act of defiling the bathroom

Bro, I had to do the Stool Stall for like 5 minutes. Chuck was in the bathroom brushing his teeth and combing his hair. I had to wait him out.

by moffboy March 23, 2017