Strokeloafus

For one to empty bowles while swimming backstroke to see if you are escaping the floaters

If you would strokeloafus then you could see if your swimming fast enough to escape floaters

by Fishoboy April 20, 2017

strokeworthy

Synonym

adjective

When a fine young/middle age (MILF/FILF) woman/man is an option for naughty fantasies such as sex. Basically a better way of saying im tryna fuck.

“Yoo your mama strokeworthy as fuck.”

“Fuck you go to hell.”

by rashoonthecoon May 16, 2019

beef stroked

To get your man handle rubbed on by a lady.

Dude, grant is going to whip out his dude meat and get his beef stroked by rachel tonight.

by -taters- June 21, 2006

Socal Stroke

Old School term used Hot Rodders and surfers from the Southern California area, circa the 1970's

Refers to someone who is always making excuses for not following through. Attempting to explain things away by glossing it over or leaving out the sordid details to make it look like it wasn't their fault. A person from Southern California who is full of BS or full of questionable excuses.

We drove all the way to Joe's place in L.A. yesterday to pick up the engine for the hot rod. He still doesn't have it finished. When we confronted him about it, he spun us a bull shit story about all the hold ups on the project. With him, it is the same old Socal Stroke!

by Azburner December 21, 2010

All strokes, no load

This is a definition for situations or people that just don't deliver based on porn where the sex scenes run long but don't end with a big finish and you realize you just wasted time watching it for nothing.

(A) A vocal and outspoken person with no depth to their knowledge or statements.

(B) A movie, meal, vehicle, album or other experience that is built up with a lot of hype but fails to deliver.

Alternate usage just strokes and no load.

(A) He had a lot to say but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B) I was super excited to see the movie Battleship but it was "All strokes, no load"

(B.1) I went to that new restaurant getting all the hype but it was "just strokes and no load"

by Captain Cabernet March 8, 2013

cross stroke

The cross stroke is the sexual act of joining hand with your partner to jerk yourself off.

Joey and Austin aren't gay, but they did give each other a cross stroke.

by prtyoski May 3, 2017

Vinaigrette Strokes

The female version of Vinegar Strokes. The pre-orgasmal point of no return for women during sex.

We were making sweet, sweet love when, suddenly, I saw into her soul as she had her vinaigrette strokes.

by TheRealVeritas October 28, 2017