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shrodinger's rizz

When a person hits on someone and then decides whether they were joking or not based on the replies they get.
Person 1: "Whats your body count?"
Person 2: "3"
Person 1: "We could make it 4"

Ending 1:
Person 2: "Ok, lets do it"

Ending 2:
Person 2: "Ew, no"
Person 1: "It was just a joke"
Person 2: "Clearly shrodinger's rizz "
by Raisin_Bran_Is_Bad February 1, 2023
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Poo Strainer

A person super glues small dots along the butt crack like buttons and presses the cheek together. When the person poops, the poo comes out like a Play-Doh spaghetti factory.
I'm sick of my poo always coming out in one big log, its so BORING. I should give myself a poo strainer and then maybe someone will love me.
by RIPRAFT April 13, 2011
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Playing Stranger

When a person masturbates with their non-dominant hand to give the effect of "someone else doing it".
"Just the tip" isn't a very fun game, but it's better than playing Stranger.
by jakester42 August 3, 2017
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STRANGER THINGS

Girl: whats stranger things?
-GUNSHOTS-
by Pipsqueak101 January 12, 2019
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stranger in the window

A sexual maneuver in which the man does the girl from behind in front of a window. His freind who had been waiting in the closet then gets out and quickly switches place with the man A. Man A then walks outside and passes in front of the window. A friendly wave is encouraged at this point.
Hey john, would you like to come over to my hosue tonight so we can pull a stranger in the window on my girlfriend?
by Dr. Kevorkian November 13, 2005
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no stranger to the biscuit tin

A fat wap. Person of unenviable girth.

See also:
Salad dodger. Hips like a 100 watt bulb. Thighs like rolls of lino.
See that Mark Daniels - there's a well trodden path to the fridge door in his house..... He's no stranger to the biscuit tin....
by Blue boy April 6, 2004
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stranger danger

1) a cartoon in the 80s or something that was shown on the t.v in schools to spread awareness to children about the dangers of strangers.

during this short cartoon a child playing in the park is asked by a shifty character if he would like to some puppies. the boy declines and live to tell the tale.

2)often heard shouted by children when any adult approches them due to this caroton.
STRANGER DANGER! these a man with puppies!
by electro girl January 21, 2008
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