Stock Boner

Intense excitement over a mediocre daily gain in the stock market.

"Pritchard had a huge stock boner when his pharm company gained .02% last Friday."

by LaliasIA February 11, 2014

Stock the pond

Hiring attractive female employees to a sales team in order to promote high morale and productivity as well as customer service.

Manager: good employees are quitting left and right, what can we do?
HR dept: we can always stock the pond. Typically good sales people (men) will stick around when they work with eye candy.

Manager: great idea but no fat chicks

by Shafe98 July 13, 2018

ported stocks

Ported stocks is the name given to Garrett turbos, GTX and G series. It started when Sir Astil Johnson of Brooklyn, Nyc decided it would be better for street racing. He started this movement in 2021, with his Infiniti Q50.

Racer 1: Hey what’s done to the car?
Racer 2: nothing much, just ported stocks.

by Vr30 king August 14, 2022

three stock

(Super Smash Bros.) noun

When you defeat your opponent in a three stock game with all of your lives left (a three stock)

"Dude! I destroyed that kid. Did you see? I three stocked him with K. Rool!"

by jjbean09 November 11, 2020

Stock Prices

something that's hip/ trendy

Yo fucked my mom... that's pretty Stock Prices

by lammab March 24, 2021

Barry Stock

Barry Stock is the lead guitarist in the Canadian rock band Three Days Grace.

Barry Stock kicks ass!

by The only name not in use July 28, 2018

soggy stocking

A soggy stocking is when an individual masturbates (wanks) and releases their semen into a sock, and after the semen has saturated the sock it is then placed back on the foot of that individual

I was in a rush for work but wanted to blow a load (ejaculate) before I left, to save time I wore a soggy stocking

by Home schooled January 6, 2018