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Rip and Stitch 

To engage in unlubricated anal sex aka dry crack with a male with a large engorged cock that is too big for the rose bud and the penetration results in a rip or tear in the sphincter that requires sutures from a medical professional.
Frank: Hey Carl. How was your date with Sonja? Did you get some ass?
Carl: Yea braaaaaa. I got some dat ass. Tore it up.

Frank: Yea?
Carl: Yea. Her as was so tight ended up with a Rip and Stitch. Three hours at the ER last night.

Frank: Ouch!

cross-stitch 

popular form of counted-thread embroidery in which X-shaped stitches in a tiled, raster-like pattern are used to form a picture; turkish women's favorite pastime
You can stitch a cross-stitch pattern on any type of fabric!
cross-stitch by yeminlisozluk April 5, 2015

man stitch

the area between a man's asshole and balls
Dude can you lift up my balls and hold this mirror so I can see my man stitch?
man stitch by KP22269 April 16, 2008

Golden Stitch 

An extra stitch is added in order to tighten a women’s private area after child birth.
Please give my wife the Golden Stitch!”

“Do you mind adding one more stitch in there, you know, the Golden Stitch 😉”
Golden Stitch by Rubeedeeznuts November 21, 2017

Lilo and stitch 

Lilo and stitch is the best show ever plz
Watch the movie
I watch lilo And stitch when I was 5 or 6 I loved the show I recommend watching the show

husband stitch 

After a female has a baby they stitch the busted vagina to how it was before she had a baby. The husband stitch is that extra stitch that makes the vagina tighter than before the female gave birth.
Hey doc, go ahead and add me a husband stitch in there.
husband stitch by Evergreen boys February 6, 2009