Stealed

A better version of the word “stole”

I stealed your saying.

by Addeelleee December 24, 2019

Dog Stared

When you go to a friend or family's house and they have several loose dogs running amok inside the house and you try to sit down and eat and the dogs just sit there and stare at you for hours.

Dude I went to my Bros house for a BBQ this weekend and I got totally dog stared the entire time. What a bummer. I lost my appetite and went home.

by 70'srocker September 30, 2016

stealed

to steal, in the past tense

she stealed my catch phrase~

by brenna January 13, 2005

speared

right on smart comment

You speared that dumbass and made him call for mama

by Bigalb3 October 18, 2007

steamed tortilla

The act of using a tortilla (corn or flour) as a condom, having sexual intercourse, ejaculating inside the tortilla, and finally making the female (or male) eat said tortilla.

Our Cleaning lady is so FREAKY!!! That latina let me give her the steamed tortilla

by Funkdoobius, and mcBain July 6, 2008

Pap-smeared

A term used when Jonathan Papelbon (Boston Red Sox) successfully completes a save or strikes out a significant batter.

1. Yankees got Pap-smeared last night, Ry, so sick.
2. (Voice of Jon Castiglione) "and the pitch...and A-Rod gets Pap-smeared!"

by A Flesh June 10, 2009

bear stearned

To make a large bet with collateral and lose and then have your bookie sell your collateral for pennies on the dollar to your neighbor.

That dude was whacked at vegas and got bear stearned.
I guess uncle Louie was wrong about the trifecta as he just got bear stearned
Bernacke and J Diamond let the house of cards fall at Bear Stearns

by Bernacke March 23, 2008