static storm

A small storm of static that interrupts electronics and other machines. Usually such occurrence happens in hot and humid weather.

The static storm just shorted out my laptop! DAMN IT!

by Schmuckoff June 23, 2017

V-Static

the clingy-ness a woman exhibits after loosing her virginity.

Dave felt a lot of V-Static after taking Mary's V-card

by T-Pahque August 7, 2009

staticity

the level of static cling

What is with the staticity of my hair today?

by Kay Si February 6, 2008

ex-static

when your ex calls ,and you're not too excited about it, and you have to get off the phone, you run into some ex-static.

yo dawg, shaniqua called the otha day and i told her i couldn't talk cuz i didnt have reception.

aw for real, was you going through a tunnel?

nah dawg, it was some ex-static.

by bobjoneshector October 1, 2008

static HTML bitch

The lowest kind of developer; someone who knows barely enough HTML to create simple tables and forms.

The lowest kind of developer is a web developer, and the lowest kind of web developer is a static HTML bitch.

by Ron January 24, 2003

Static2k

1) Idiots who call themselves rappers
2) Idiots who drink lots of "Faygo" which you can buy at Fiesta for 25 cents a bottle.
3) Idiots who rip off the cover art of a Mike Patton album and apply it to their face.
4) People who make shitty movies.
5) Idiots who do all of the above.

All of Static2k

by Tommy October 20, 2003

Static2k

found this on place on google. agree with other replies.

This place is just like a good percentage of the web is...complete trash

Static2k is really great if you like hip hip. dont like hip hop, you should die, eh. yes, eh.

by Cat Man Do, Africa November 24, 2003