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British Standard Handful

A unit of breast volume: the amount that will fit in one cupped hand. Sometimes jokingly referred to as a standard unit, with the inside of Henry VIII's right hand being the defining volume.
Sarah's boobs are just the right size as far as I'm concerned: one British Standard Handful.
by germanophone January 22, 2009
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StandardTristan

A very attractive and skilled YouTuber. He has blonde hair and a smile that makes girls fall to the floor and die. He also has an adorable laugh.
Person 1: StandardTristan is so cute, and I love his videos!

Person 2: I know, right? I bet he'd be good in bed.
by Kiley<3 March 28, 2010
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sandalphobia

A condition described by the fear of wearing and/or seeing sandals on the feet, with our without socks.
Dean: Hey Hank, check out Dad in his new Aldo's with black socks!
Hank: I can't even look at that Deaner, I've got sandalphobia.
by Locker June 12, 2007
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spongebob standard

The spongebob standard is as follows: If a new nick cartoon comes out and it isn't a smash hit, nickelodeon will just ignore it, never give it reruns, never promote it, move the premier dates around and dump the last few episodes on their much less popular channel NickToons network while they replace it with more spongebob reruns
man i cant believe that Harvey beaks isn't on until later even though they said it was going to air now

Sorry man but you know how the spongebob standard works
by Jordonbigbalognaveroni February 4, 2017
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Music Industry Standard Response

The Music Industry Standard Response is the general reply you will get from emailing or calling someone in the music industry. IE: NO FRIGGIN REPLY WHATSOEVER... NONE, RADIO SILENCE, A VOID OF COMMUNICATION, Absolutely bugger all response.

MISR is used by almost any part of the music industry as the first port of call when faced with a long question, a question they don't like, or respect enough with an answer.
"Hi Sir, I would like to book the Bum Luvin' Criminals for my wedding, do you think they would like $10k ?"

*Silence* - Music Industry Standard Response (ie no reply)

...And a day later we watch a bit of bush roll by, and a squeaky sign squeak in the wind.
by WhateverIamtoobusyforthis December 15, 2011
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Shanda

Beautiful, full of life, country, very proper, family person, sassy, not judgmental, mommy goals, very nice, lowkey special, someone you definitely need to have in your life. Shanda is the type to always have you back. The first to tell you when something isn't right. Shanda's are more than friends they are family!
Shanda is a great person.
by anonymous December 17, 2020
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NEGRO STANDARD TIME

The time zone used by blacks anytime there is a scheduled event their time is always going to be 30 min to an hour after the scheduled start time of the event
a football game starts at 8pm blacks are going to use Negro Standard Time (NST)and be there at 8:30-9:00
by RobertMH January 17, 2008
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