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Blumpkin Stage Fright

The unfortune result of a 1st time blumpkin giving person vomiting whilst trying to perform said act for the very 1st time. The reciever of the blumpkin usually ends up covered in the results.
Bob - dude i brought that skank Anne over and convinced her to give me a blumpkin

Tom - Sweet!!

Bob - Not really it was her 1st time and she ended up getting Blumpkin stage fright all over me

Tom - Shit that sucks

Bob- You're telling me!!
by AlienIsGOD February 12, 2009
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failed talking stage

were you was talking to someone and it dont work out at all
dang i’ve been through so many failed talking stages its fucking crazy
by failed talking stage June 9, 2022
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stacy's mom

a MILF. defined by the fountains of wayne song.
stacy can't you see you're just not the girl for me. i know it might be wrong, but i'm in love with stacy's mom.
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Stagnative

an individual who is opposed to any change, improvement or advancement simply because it was originally presented by an opposing political party, source or ideology

an individual who's only opinion on a subject is to reject the opinion being presented

an individual who does not have a direction but is sure that the one being suggested is wrong

an individual who offers only criticisms, not solutions

an intellectual Luddite
"Why is Joe so dead set against health care reform? I thought he was going bankrupt from all his hospital bills."

"Oh, well, its unfortunate, but he's a Stagnative."

"So, he's opposed to it on principle?"

"No, Stagnatives don't have principles, they just reject yours."
by Jake can hop September 5, 2009
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Stagnatwat

(n.)

1. A Female who has stagnant genitals.

2. Older female genitalia
1. I could smell her stagnatwat all the way over here.

2. Get away from me stagnatwat.
by avanakadavrajb September 10, 2009
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Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer

When you see something so irredeemably cringey on the internet that you reach levels of cancer not previously thought possible.
Whenever I read a trend on Twitter, I get Stage 5 Super Terminal Cancer
by my name is not billy July 27, 2020
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Stage commander

Word is used for someone who has immense stage presence, captivates the viewers throughout the prefromence, good with performing arts, talented, an aura which commands people to just look at them even if there are other performers on the stage at the same time, who outshines like Jimin.

As of now there aren't anyone who commands the stage, viewers like Jimin
Jimin a true stage commander
No wonder stage commander Jimin is King of KPOP
by Newpen November 1, 2021
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