Squidtardo

A noun. Squidtardo affectionately refers to a dear friend prone to doing/saying things that are 'retarded' (in an endearing sense). The word also represents the subject's propensity to fail to accompany friends on outings when they really want he or she to do so. Therefore, they are also 'the suckiest thing in the world' - a squid.

You're not coming to dim sum and karaoke tonight 'cause you hurt your knee working at the supermarket? You are such a Squidtardo!

by PeachyK January 9, 2011

squirt boy

Derogatory term for adult “men” who still watch pornos and treat women like abortion factories

It’s time you settle down, become a family man, and stop acting like a fucking squirt boy.

by Justnobodyok August 13, 2020

google squirt

A nickname for a person who is smart and short.

Google Squirt is short and smart.

by Google Squirt April 27, 2019

girl squirt

When a female sexual partner has an intensive, almost male-like orgasm from the rough stimulation of her g-spot and expells ejaculate from her vagina.

I'm gonna search for some girl squirt clips online.

by kak214 January 13, 2009

squintsquirt

Masturbating over porn on a mobile phone.

Dude, that wank was terrible last night. My computer was broken so I had a squintsquirt instead. Think I strained my eyes.

by tennisson May 16, 2011

squintmaxxing

Squinting your eyes on purpose to make your eye width to length ratio better. Part of looksmaxxing (but this time it's retarded and doesnt work)

Brainrotted incel: Yo bro have you tried squintmaxxing?

10/10 facially attractive Chad: No what the fuck is that.

by autisticincel August 20, 2023

Squirt

A grapefruit soda.

Squirt is the number one grapefruit selling soda in USA

by Kitcat73 February 18, 2017