Squnch

A cute, shapely pudgy girl.

I met this great little squnch at the party last Friday.

by Gludge October 26, 2013

Squelch-Meter

The Squelch-Meter is the only accurate way to measure a woman's pussy squelch. The meter goes from 1-10. Pussies with a squelch of 1 have dry ass, Sahara desert pussies. Pussies with a squelch of 10 have wet, drippy, Niagara Falls pussies. A 10 is the best score, but pussies with a squelch of 6 and up are acceptable. The squelch is more important than any other rating a woman can receive.

"Damn bro, Sydney's pussy was a fuckin' 4 on the Squelch-Meter. I'm never hooking up with that bitch again."

by vivsnake August 31, 2021

Squnch

The act of being squishy and crunchy at the same time.

The marshmallow's in the lucky charms is very squnchy

by Scodyin May 21, 2009

squinch

When you squeeze and pinch something or someone. squeeze + pinch = squinch.

Seeing a baby with fat cheeks makes me want to squinch them.

by sassygirl40 October 23, 2012

Squeech

To blow your nose on a chicks asshole as lube.

Guy 1 - "Hey hows that cold coming along?"
Guy 2 - "Pretty good, I totally squeeched that librarian last night."
Guy 1 - "Yea shes a good squeechee"

by Sir-Squeach-A-Lot March 3, 2009

Squelchy

is to have intercorse, or gettin down.

we had squelchy together last night, ahhhhhh yeaaaaah!

by JokerCreu November 9, 2006

Squelchman

When the middle, index fingers and thumb are used secretly to squeeze the the head of the penis repetitively, when an attractive female is near.

Maddie sits next Sean in a slightly to revealing top, Sean see's cleavage and instantly has to squelch his penis, but however Sean wasn't sneaky enough and Romie named him the 'squelchman'.

by Gimmmo May 6, 2011