rectum spelunker

One who explores the rectum using various tools including wine corks, Samoan plantains, Red Bull energy drinks, de-clawed chinchillas, and enchiladas. Machimbre can be loaded into the rectal cavity as a safety precaution.

I'd spelunk that rectum in a New York minute.-Colin N. Gibson SS#:537340557
He's a rectum spelunker alright.

by dan and matt February 15, 2006

Doopa Spelunker

One who enjoys stimulating the rectal sphincter/butthole area.

"My girlfriend was quite the "Doopa Spelunker" last night...I can't even walk straight."

by Joe Gaal November 2, 2003

anal spilunker

one who explores the ass holes of others. in a sexually explicit way.

That fagmo was a total anal spilunker.

by jmilla the killa May 9, 2006

splunking

When 1+N people are in the piledriver position (forward or reverse) lined up in a row and the male moves between asses dropping his cock into the persons ass.

I had these bitches lined up on my bed upside down in a reverse piledriver and I went for a splunking run and left myself all over the last girls face and chest.

by #java October 4, 2006

ass-spelunking

The act of exploring the dark depths of male ass hole

Robert is very experienced at ass-spelunking

by Bob February 11, 2003

Spalunking

The act of while engaged in partying... rearranging family photos, removing of all soup labels, putting random things in random places they do not belong(i.e. sharpie in the oven), or any other acts of civil disobedience that will be discovered by the unsuspecting owners of the home when they return.

Also the stealing of random table decorations.

"Why is there a vibrator in my cereal box?"
"Oh, the boys went spalunking last night."

by bobbybonanza November 29, 2011

anal spelunkers

People that search through dark small "caves" known as: ass crack, stank hole, booty hole, butthole, corn hole, or the trench.

People like Eminem and 50 Cent are anal spelunkers.

by Pat AR January 29, 2004