scroteo

An absurdly high ratio of guys to girls, dudes to bitches, cocks to cat-flaps, sausages to snatches, etc. Aka, "sauage fest".

Friend: "Dude, it's a total cockfest in here."
Me: "Yeah, what a scroteo. Let's head over to MoonJammers."

by Dingleberry12 June 30, 2008

scrotdrum

The musical instrument created by stretching the skin between the testicles. Especially effective in warm climates.

Also: scrotdrumming, to play the scrotdrum.

She wailed away on my scrotdrum last night with some pretty wicked beats.

The drumroll on the scrotdrum reverberated through the auditorium.

by bigsackattack April 25, 2009

Scrote Moat

The area around the base of the scrotum where it comes in contact with the legs and is always sweaty.

"Wow, James has some wicked B.O!"
"No man, he just needs to wash his scrote moat."
"WTF is that?"

by teleturn March 27, 2010

scrote cheese

the film that covers the scrotum and taint (or gooch) after several days without bathing, smells like ham and is very salty

i secrcretly went into the bp bathroom and usd my index and middle finger to swipe my gooch where i had accumulated a significant amount of scrote cheese after bonaroo, when i got back to the car i asked brandon if he would look at my finger to see if i had a hangnail and i quickly wiped the scrote cheese under his nose and above his upper lip before he knew what hit him.

by Papaw peepants June 10, 2011

Scroterboating

Scroterboat, scroterboating, scroterboated. The word was created in lakewood ohio during a shift at the winking lizard tavern. To scroterboat one is to perform the act of placing the face of one person in the scrotem of a man thus performing the motorboat action creating the scroterboat.

Mr. Mcristall had taken off his pants, when a small hispanic man came up and performed the scroterboat.

The hispanic likes scroterboating

I had been scroterboated.

by THE BLACK RINGGGGGG August 18, 2011

Scrote in a Boat

An adjective used to describe a fairly unpleasant situation

"Dude, I just stepped in dog shit"

"well ain't that scrote in a boat"

by Lone_Porkchop September 5, 2012

scrotal notations

The act of taking notes on the stretched skin of your scrotum

Rick: Hey man got a sheet of paper?
Alex: Nah man, I take Scrotal Notations now, way easier
Rick: Oh...dude wtf?

by The Scroter November 28, 2013