spooner

an adjective to describe literally anything.

Dude that shirt is sooo spooner

by B-ville bitch January 5, 2021

spoonerism

A spoonerism is defined by the Webster Random House dictionary as: the inadvertent disposition of usually the initial sounds of words. For example: "A blushing crow took a crushing blow."

Meg: "...you're a smart fella, Dad."
Peter: "And you're a fart smeller, Meg presses her face to his butt then farts, hence completing the spoonerism."

by AeJhay_Stucco34 September 21, 2021

Spooneringistsphobiaism-Ability

The inability to win the game of Spoons

Damn zoey we'll an handicap for spoons. We'll give u Spooneringistsphobiaism-ability

by Izab3ll May 16, 2022

Sponer

An erection that arises out of an extreme excitement for a sports event or sports in general.

Jenny signed up to play football with the boys and it's her first game today, I've got a major SPONER.

by keel83 July 28, 2022

spoonerp

coolest thing ever
name stands for spoon erotic roleplay

love them

"spoonerp is so sillay"
...
"wtf is a spoon erp"

by mudkinqq October 28, 2022

Scroner

A Scroner marks the second evolution of a Stoner. At this point you will have more heady glass than friends and be in a constant cycle of moving what little money you have and spending it on hash rosin and high end flower.

My friend only talks about weed,hash and glass he's never not smoking weed...i mean like all the time ..i think he's becoming a scroner

by Slavlord October 23, 2023

Double Spooner

another word for a boner/erection

dude, i have a raging double spooner right now.

by Toejamfat May 24, 2012