Fabio Splatter

This is when you are getting head on a roller coaster and you blow your load and hits the person in the seat behind you. Like when Fabio got hit by a bird riding a roller coaster. Look for Fabio hit in the face on YouTube for an example.

Guy in front "That was definitely the best roller coaster ride I've ever had" Guy behind him "Oh Fuck I wish I had kept my mouth shut during the ride, I never expected the Fabio Splatter!"

by King Dingus June 19, 2009

scattered ass

Many attractive ladies in any defined area.

Guy #1: Shit man, check all that scattered ass all up in that club!
Guy #2: You know we be rollin' up in there.
Guy #1: Hollllaaa!

by Beeth May 6, 2008

dummy spitter

adult who gets angry over chldish things and over reacts, much like a baby when its toys are taken away.

a dummy is also called a pacifier that is placed in a babies mouth. when it wants to scream it spits the dummy out.

i beat him at that computer games he says hes good on. he went mental what a dummy spitter.

did he get angry?

he really spat the dummy

by Drexxus March 7, 2008

green apple splatter

having explosive diarrhea

after that munging trip we took i had a horrible case of the green apple splatters

by me June 11, 2006

shattered

To be as tired as fuck

"I just ran 10k and am fucking shattered"

by Brendan October 10, 2003

bird seed splatter

when you go to a friend's house, go to their backyard, take a huge dump on the ground, preferably under a deck... then cover it with bird seed to give it a good look

Big Jon came to my house the other day just to give me a bird seed splatter.

by Major JMC July 5, 2006

slattern

A sexually promiscuous woman. May or may not be paid for sex, depending on whether is a prostitute or a slut.

Paris Hilton, the Grand High Slattern, paraded on the red carpet in her usual belt/miniskirt sans underwear and her almost nonexistant top.

by Lorelili May 17, 2007