spare you a snarkey

Choosing to let an obvious opportunity go by when you could have easily given a snarkey response to someone.

Dude, that was terrible, but I'm gonna spare you a snarkey.

by TheBeckster4 July 14, 2010

Spare Ribs Bbq

to have sex with a skinny girl

tonight im going to have me a spare ribs bbq!!

by blec May 06, 2010

Mr. Spare Key

A nickname for Wolverhampton Wanderers winger Adama Traoré. The meaning of the nickname is that he has a spare key to your home, which he uses to enter said home and fuck your wife while you’re not around.

Man: Honey, I just checked the security cameras… who is that in our driveway?

Wife: What are you talking about?

Man: *notices SPRKEY license plate*
Oh god *chokes back vomit* not Mr. Spare Key

by 99 Oreos January 10, 2022

Chinese Spare Ribs

The act of punching a waiter in the ribs for not knowing what chinese spare ribs are.

You mean to tell me, you don't know what Chinese spare ribs are? Let me show you man

by Germ Servo September 11, 2018

Spare Change Award

Spare Change: After going on a three day Vegas bender, you wake up in an unfamiliar Mexican motel, no wallet, no socks, and no cell phone plus a king size hangover. The only thing you have is the spare change your "escort" left for you on the night stand. Your wasted fantasy football bench points will feel like spare change, congratulations!

I benched Matt Ryan against the Saints, 30 wasted points, I am the Spare Change Award winner.

by ZRxSean September 12, 2014

Spare Rib Ticklers

A Lezzer, prepherably a pair, of lezzers are often refered to as "Spare Rib Ticklers", Wich originated from women who have there spare ribs are able to 'kiss (& more)' "themselves"

What are you two spare rib ticklers up to now?

by Teenster June 16, 2007

spare meat

Your girlfriend if your married or your extra girlfriend if you're not.

It's key to have some spare meat when your wife or girlfriend is on the rag or having one of her psychotic eposides

by bullet88 September 05, 2009