myspace stalker

One who views your myspace areas compulsively, without any communication with you in myspace or real life.

Why my ex-girlfriend has become a myspace stalker is puzzling, unless she is concocting an evil scheme of some sort, or she can't get laid.

by Lar January 6, 2006

ankle spanker

A man who owns a very large penis.
Or has very short legs and an average sized penis

Mini-me is the owner of an ankle spanker!

by Johnboy January 3, 2005

stalkerish

Can be used when defining a certain creepy behaviour by someone of the opposite sex (or even same sex)

That dude is getting all stalkerish on me.

by rugbychick February 24, 2005

stalker face

The creepy look on a person's face while they stare openly and obsessively at an object of affection.

Sarah thought Bill was cute until she saw his stalker face as he stared at her best friend.

by BM_Face December 14, 2008

stalker calendar

A makeshift calendar kept in your head so there's no evidence; used to stalk someone you're obsessed with. It is compiled mainly from readily available information made public on social networking sites, and through eavesdropping, lurking, gossip, and rumor.

Jill: You know Brit's gonna be at the party next week, right?
Jack: Oh, for sure. Had that shit marked on my stalker calendar for weeks.

Jill: I have a crush on your friend John...
Jack: Want me to have him add you as a friend?
Jill: No, it's cool...I always know what he's doing. He RSVPs to events, says where he's at in his status, and we have enough mutual friends for me to start a decent stalker calendar.

Jill to Jane: Wanna meet at StarB's Tuesday?
Jane: Yeah, like 8:00?
Jack (lurking ten feet away) to self: Sweet!

Jill: Funny how we keep showing up at the same spots!
Jack: Isn't it?
Jack to self: Thank you, stalker calendar!

by nearly civilized January 5, 2010

Stalker Numbers

numbers added to your phone by Facebook

Person 1: Hey I just got Becky's number
Person 2: I've been have her number
Person 1: How?
Person 2: "Stalker Numbers" bro, facebook gave it to me when I downloaded the app and signed in

by solidpup July 19, 2012

stalkerrific

describes a very haunting and/or traumatic situation in which the obsessed or deranged person pursues or follows a person with persistence. For example, the stalker would stand right behind you and breath on your neck. The stalker could also keep using instant messenger and always try to talk to you. The stalker also always comments on your blogs and you don't want them.

"Giant stalker just IMed me again. That's just stalkerrific."

by Jose A. Jariol June 30, 2005