Juan Chai Spa Treatment

Tea bagging in Paraffin Wax

Wanting to reverse the ravages of time…he opted for the “Juan Chai Spa Treatment”.

by Lee Saint Joe October 10, 2021

Guantánamo Spa Treatment

A synonym for waterboarding.

Congratulations, Abdullah! For attempting to board a flight while wearing an underwear bomb, you've won yourself a trip to Guantanamo Bay! This all-expenses-paid one-way journey includes twice-a-day Guantánamo Spa Treatments!!!

by El Perrito Blanco December 18, 2012

State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)

Prison
–noun 1. a building for the confinement of persons held while awaiting trial, persons sentenced after conviction, etc.
2. state prison.
3. any place of confinement or involuntary restraint.

“As a result of the Extended Unauthorized Holiday in KISD, Billy was treated to a long stay at the SFMA.”

"Martha Stewart was well rested after her visit to the State funded, minimalist spa (SFMA)"

by Katy Proper December 30, 2008

Fashion Health Spa

The act of sticking a finger into a man's ass while slowly
moving the other hand up and down the shaft of the man's penis.

John Travolta thought it would be fun if the spa attendant gave him a Fashion Health Spa.

by bigmacmuffin October 6, 2012

Spa

Slang for someone who is an idiot or generally oblivious to most common sense things

“You see that jack fella? He’s a right spa”

by Slang245 May 14, 2022

Spa-PTSD

A profound fear of wet weather, due to the threat of the resulting lack of visibility spoiling large events

“These rain clouds are giving me Spa-PTSD, I can’t even see where I’m driving”

by TheGuyManPerson September 22, 2021

spa ja?

an alternative way to say "Would you like to acompany me to the spa"

A: Spa Ja?

B: Ja Bra!

C: Ya Ma!

by Bob Marley Fan_348 February 5, 2010