softnor

SOFTNING HARD WATER NO REGENERATION

Softnor means, Softning the hard water useing no salt.

by Chopra Deepak March 20, 2008

Sortino

Sortino. Hebrew meaning awesome, or translating to "shortevinoski". If you have the last name Sortino, you are defiantly going to become a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Sortino is more closely related to the word scorpion because it is very possible that 50 million years ago in the time of the triassica era the very first people found a mysterious baby. They believed that this baby had evolved from a scorpion. They decided to name this baby Sortino. Then this baby grew up to do amazing things, such as become a teenage mutant ninja turtle.

Girl: Do you see that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?!
Boy: Must be a Sortino.

by Eshlieva May 3, 2013

Soften the blow

When starting a blow job you stick out your tounge and support the dick as it slides in your mouth, thus softening the transition from dry dick to deep throat.

I had her soften the blow before I throat fucked her.

by What's up bitch my name's jake November 22, 2020

Social Softener

A person brought into important business meetings to help soften the tone and diffuse anxiety.

This person often asks the introductory personal questions of the guests: What sort of drink would the guest like, how was their drive, did they find parking all right, would they like to use the bathroom before the meeting, how is their family, what a nice tie they are wearing, isn't the weather lovely...

"Even though she acted as the Social Softener, she was actually the true decision maker of the deal."

by Mamahipster October 23, 2011

Softie

A person who is emotionally soft and is afraid to take chances

Tim: Hey softie!
Jonathan: I'm not soft
Tim: I can tell that you're a softie because you can't get her number

by PartTimeAsshole March 12, 2015

softie

Someone who is a pussy. Comes from the word soft, meaning cowardly or weak.

Yeah, you talkin hard over the internet but you know you's a softie in real life!

by TheBx41 August 24, 2012

Favian softie

A measurement tool wielded by all Favians comprised of a usually flaccid penis. One Favian softie, usually a length measurement of a meager 3 inches, can also measure time, volume, and mass depending on the context. It is recognized as a standard unit of measurement throughout North America. The term was originally coined in Montreal, Canada.

Guy #1: How tall do ya reckon that building is man?
Guy #2: I don't know in feet or stories..but if I had to say...it's about 1.7 million Favian softies.
Guy #1: Flaccid or fully erect?
Guy #2: All the way, babe
Guy #1: WHOA!! That's quite tall!

by Rinkifer Dink December 14, 2010