Sortino 

Sortino. Hebrew meaning awesome, or translating to "shortevinoski". If you have the last name Sortino, you are defiantly going to become a teenage mutant ninja turtle. Sortino is more closely related to the word scorpion because it is very possible that 50 million years ago in the time of the triassica era the very first people found a mysterious baby. They believed that this baby had evolved from a scorpion. They decided to name this baby Sortino. Then this baby grew up to do amazing things, such as become a teenage mutant ninja turtle.

Girl: Do you see that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle?!
Boy: Must be a Sortino.

Sortino by Eshlieva May 3, 2013

Force-sorting 

Force-sorting is the process of re-naming a file, folder or other computer information in order to control the order in which information is displayed in a device, generally a portable music player or cellular phone.

A common examples is the addition of punctuation or additional numbers or letters to artists names in a software program like iTunes so that they appear early or later in your playlist.

For instance, renaming "Loudon Wainwright III" as "!Loudon" in order to ensure that Loudon Appears at the top of a list of names.

Other examples included adding additional spaces, changing "Elissa Robbins" into "E lissa Robbins," so that your best friend appears at the top of the list of "E"s in your cellular telephones address book.

I went to call Charles and instead of having to scroll down past Caleb, Carl, and Cecilia, I luckily had used force-sorting and as a result, he appeared at the top of the list as C harles.

Force-sorting by carlygoodman September 5, 2007

Sorting Hat

A woman's vagina is known as a sorting hat when she fucks any man to find the perfect fit

I heard Vicky has a Sorting hat, she has fucked every man at work but not found the right man to Slytherin.

Sorting Hat by Eggroy March 2, 2017

sontino

The word sontino comes from the Maya civilization where sontino is the high lord, god of all things, uber pwnerer, pimp Englishman that comes to save the world. This has been proven true so far. Long live sontino.

d00d1: sontino is my hero

d00d2: we are mayan we dont speak english idiot

sontino by HeraldTheUberPwnerer January 28, 2007

Sorting books in a burning library

1- Trying to accomplish something that is a monumental waste of time.
2- Wasting your energy or time on a lost cause.

There is no way your wife is letting you go to Vegas with the guys. Trying to convince her is like sorting books in a burning library.

Sorting books in a burning library by Bernie Lomax February 26, 2009

sorting the rabbit 

Connoting a brief but satisfying sexual act. Usually after arriving home from the airport and before seeing friends for the first time.

When are you getting here?

Just arrived home, sorting the rabbit quick

sorting the rabbit by Kinky Kumposer January 5, 2014

sero sorting 

seeking sex with only other persons of your serostatus so that you do not have to use protection. serostatus also known as HIV status.

sero sorting is not effective at preventing HIV transmission.

sero sorting by oh no, not that girl January 26, 2009