Plum Smuggler

Male speedo swimsuit. Also see Banana Hammock. The term draws on a comparison of a plum to a scrotum. Because the speedo tames the nut sack in such a way that it is not visible, It is refered to as smuggling. Hence ... Plum Smuggler.

I hope Vito wears a Plum Smuggler to the beach today? He's so hot!

by Tad Turdlike February 14, 2006

smushable

Kissable, adorable, soft, lovely. See 'William Beckett' for the perfect human definition.

Person 1: He has such cute cheeks!
Person 2: They're perfectly smushable

by Charlie the Unicornnnnn October 30, 2007

Meat Smuggler

Some guy who pretends to be a homosexual to get closer to women and when the time is right he "smuggles" his "meat" into her followed by him getting the shit knocked out of him

Dang man It took my 5 months to smuggle my meat into Katie, I need to practice my meat smuggler skills

by Bruce B. January 20, 2009

bone smuggler

someone who likes recieving anal sex, not necessarily a homosexual, but more often than not!

Take a rest and relax, you fuckin' bone smuggler!

by NEGROTIC BICKWOW February 12, 2003

Banana Smuggler

1.) When you have an obvious boner in pants too small for you and it shows.

2.) When you wear pajamas from four years ago and someone notices your junk.

3.) When in a Co-Ed gym class, a girl bends over and you have to sit down to hide your massive erection.

1.) Banana Smuggler - "Wow. look at these pajama pants, they still fit!"

Step-Father - "Are you smuggling a banana?"

2.) Self explanatory

3.) Girl - " WoW! I dropped my phone" ( Bends Over )

Boy - Oh damn.... ( Sits down to hide boner )

by Ticklebottom March 7, 2010

smuggler talk

Slang used smugglers for big drug empires to hide a deal that is being made. mainly used for extreamly large shipments.

Make sure you use smuggler talk when using an open phone line.

by Whatchacha January 29, 2006

Shruggable

A neutral feeling towards any person, place, or thing.

Whatever.

The whole situation was very shruggable.

by AlexanderJames March 11, 2009