smooshing

when your manhood doesnt work to full potential, usually from drinking or an unattractive lady, so you have a rubbery wang that you smoosh into her snatch

i was getting hot and heavy with that girl but when it came time to get to business my guy wasn't at full mast so i was just smooshing her for three hours, i had fun.

by smooshman February 23, 2009

i smooch you

Derrek's substition for the three words used most inapropiatly: i love you.

"aw baby i love you."
"what the FUCK?!"
"i smooch you."
"much better."

by tyrone mista May 25, 2008

smoosh room

a room in a house used specifically for smooshing or having sex

he didnt want to get his sheets dirty so he took his date to the smoosh room.

by idunno27 January 7, 2011

smoob

Grabbing a boob, in a smooth way

Martin: "Nice smoob bro!"

by Michel-Michel August 2, 2016

smoosal

When you take a dump and you look down and your turd is green.

Hey man did you see the Smoosal I shit out??

by Mike Harvey June 4, 2007

push and smoosh

When you take a shit right on the hinge of the toilet seat then close it therefore smooshing the shit.

Man that bartender really pissed me off last night so I went to the bathroom and gave it a good ol push and smoosh.

by Bgdck123 July 26, 2020

Sloosheded

the state of being so intoxicate that you are non functional, completely useless, or in other words a big paper weight.

Dude im so sloosheded, i ain't moving son.

by Dean and Max February 13, 2009