couch smashing

When two or more individuals engage in intense acts of fucking on a piece of house furniture such as a couch.

I was the last man standing at Matts party last night so that slut bag Sarah rewarded me with a couch smashing session.

by Ihama Cocksuka March 14, 2007

smashing potatoes

To erotically engage in sexual activities

Drew was smashing potatoes on a golf course tonight.

by RitaPita May 3, 2009

Smashing it

When you’re pure smashing life and any walking female in it

Here mikes just proper smashing it, huge inspiration!

by AlexxxBx November 23, 2020

Smashing Pumpkins

When somebody forgets the 'the' in The Smashing Pumpkins.

Smashing Pumpkins are the greatest band ever!

No, but the Smashing Pumpkins are!

by MMBKG November 30, 2003

Smashing Box

Refers to a violent sexual act between a man and a woman with the man dominating through sexual intercourse until the woman is beaten into submission. Verging on rape, this act consolidates the alpha male's power in the bedroom and assures his position as superior to the female.

James: Man that icy bitch is so agro.
Miller: I'd love to smash her box, that'd put her back in her rightful place.
James: Yeah. i like smashing box

by m][LL3R February 28, 2009

smushing

trying to have sex with a limp dick; usually out of desperation or intoxication

"oh we didn't have sex last night, he was too wasted. if we did, it just woulda been a lot of smushing."

by fu_manchu January 30, 2010

smashing beavers

When a chick is grinding, rubbing, and thrusting her beaver (pussy) against her lesbian (bi-curious?)partner's beaver. Term "smashing beavers" is used when this activity becomes quite aggresive and smashing occurs between clitori in order to facilitate maximum stimulation.

The nonverbal signal for this is to make a "Spock" gesture with both hands, and smash the crux of the V's together.

Tiffany and Veronica started out slowly rubbing their vaginas together on my couch, but as they both neared climax, they got so heated up that they began smashing beavers. I could hear it from the kitchen!

or

I make the smashing beavers sign with my hands everytime I see lesbians to denote what their favorite activity is to my friends.

by ADyBl January 18, 2006