smartie bar

the phrase that is whispered by naughty older boys to bomb younger girls through textual message. a self-respecting male, or one desperate to spit raw game may only use this while under the strong influence of alcohol or ghb.

"naw, the cross streets. i need some help out. mmk, smartie bar? ;D"

by Kins-Loo March 6, 2009

smartagent

a person who is genrally an idiot, they usually are so dumb that they are retarded, also very ignorant,

andrew! you are one smartagent cookie!!

by andy drew reever March 18, 2009

Smartittude

1: Attitude related to smart people

2: A rather dumb way to say intelligence. In this case, it can be spelled with one t.

Joe kept bragging to me about his IQ of 150. He has such a bad case of smartittude.

Well, you're not gonna beat me with your...smartitude!

by AirGuitarSolos November 30, 2009

smarticles

Adj, a cute/dorky way of saying smart or geeky. This word was invented by Joseph Muhammed Z.

DAMN, THAT NERD IS HELLA SMARTICLES!

by LE3SHA November 10, 2010

Smarticles

Brain genetalia; Testicles for your brain.

Victoria- "I know the answer to that question thanks to my smarticles!"

Ben- "Smarticles? Aren't those, like, brain testicles?"

by coachvic March 14, 2011

smarticles

the smart particles of you brain; particles of your brain that allow you to excel in school or in any other aspect of life

I got a 98% on that last Calculus test! My smarticles must have been on point.

by BabiiD92 May 2, 2011

Smartie Spaff

The act of shaking smarties from a tube, held at crotch height, into or onto someones face.

"Mate, let's smartie spaff that girl!"

by Sheddybear October 27, 2011