Skin Failure

A medical condition among elderly individuals, often caused by stress, resulting in the complete cessation of all dermal functions. i.e.) water retention, temperature control, hair production, etc.

Calm down, sir! You're going to give yourself Skin Failure!

by Michael T. Lynch Jr., Scientician October 12, 2003

Dead Skin Mask

Dead Skin Mask is the definitive Slayer Tribute band. They have toured several countries, and have been featured as the #1 tribute band in metal magazines.

Dead Skin Mask is the only Slayer tribute to have toured the world.

by Averil October 3, 2005

Skicner

A girl/guy who is very clingy and follows/bothers you a lot

Paco: dude this girl will not stop texting me
TJ: Man that sounds like a skicner to me

by bizzle8892 February 27, 2010

Skin Pony

An erect penis, adorned with a saddle or other kind of decorative ornament to entice a partner into riding it like a pony.

"Sorry bro I can't make it to MMA practice tonight, I'm gonna stay in and ride Justin's skin pony.

by Rodeo Buckaroo July 15, 2011

skin crawl

when your skin tingles due to something disturbing .

that was so nasty it made my skin crawl.

by jlabinc August 19, 2016

skin welding

Fucking your girl and letting the cum stick you and your girls skins and requires water or her to suck it to remove

Hey I went to GACTC for a 3 year trade in skin welding

by Horno cornnyo February 24, 2017

skin fridge

A fat man who hides food under their fat rolls to eat during the day.

That fat kid Eric pulled a Twinkie from his skin fridge in geometry class today, nasty kid!

by Rumplenutz April 7, 2017