Snuttering

monkey noises

Dan: WTF is that?
Bob: Oh thats just the monkey at the farm. Dude thier gettin it on and Snuttering
James: give em some special K when thier done, shit man thats loud

by willyslistiner November 10, 2009

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015

Stuttering Monties

A rare but highly infectious STD, that if left untreated in men, will cause the male to stutter uncontrollably upon ejaculation.

When Brandy's boyfriend caught the Stuttering Monties and then stuttered another girl's name during sex, she knew he had been cheating.

by Major Wood July 8, 2003

sceptering

verb - the act of sitting in a daze and clutching the bong as though it is a scepter.

usage - "Dude, quit sceptering and pass the bong."

by Realbeer December 25, 2008

Sweatering

Attempting to wear a sweater gracefully.

Janice has taken to sweatering, but some of her choices have been Bill Cosby-esque.

by Alsex, The Man October 19, 2010

Sputtering Duncan

Flatulence that makes a rapid diminishing "Sputtering" noise of at least 3 seconds in length.

ya hear that baby ? I call that a "Sputtering Duncan"

by Fro Bones July 17, 2011

skitteling

The act of pulling our of a girls ass ,busting one in her face and screaming taste the rainbow .

Last night your mom walked in on me skitteling your sister.

by bigtex69 November 19, 2014