skeltching

Skeltching is when you don’t wipe after taking a shit. You let it crust and then let your significant other scrapes it off with their teeth. Then they spit the feces back into your mouth.

“Hey I just took a shit and didn’t wipe. wanna skeltch later tonight?” Or “Me and my boyfriend love skeltching!”

by Blumpkinmaster101 May 14, 2024

Mud Sketching

Mud Sketching is when one draws art with their own feces. This can be either on the floor, walls, ceiling, etc. Mud Sketching is considered frowned upon in most 1st world countries, due to it's inherently unsanitary nature, but many 3rd world countries like India heavily partake in this unorthodox pastime

"I'm a grown man, and I love mud sketching!"
"Mud sketching is really fun once you get past the 'ew factor'"
"Mud sketching is so gross, man! People can only suffer so much for their art"
"Mud sketching make me willy hard!!!"

by Mudsketchman420 April 24, 2025

Skeetling

Pronounced (Skeet-uh-ling)

A word used to describe the action of skipping class with out actually skipping, or without getting into trouble.

Teacher: Where are you going?

Kid: I dunno, to my locker or something.

Teacher: I'll write you up for skipping.

Kid: I'm not skipping, I'm just Skeetling.

by Zackiffer842 September 19, 2009

Stretching rope

a long rope used to stretch men before they engage in sexual activities with each other

the two men used a stretching rope before they resumed their daily "activities"

by ohyeahmotherefffer October 21, 2010

Sketchin'

To be "text messaging" a term coined in Gulf Breeze, Florida, "sketchin'" is a term commonly used among teens to sound cool.

Olivia: "Who you sketchin'?"
Josh: "Matt, Katie, and YOU!"

by queenfrostine January 26, 2011

swetching

swetching- to be out of ones face on amphetamine.
When you have converted back to a child and your jaw is uncontrollably vibrating, and your having the best night of your life.

similar words are : minced, pilling-out-your-tree, out-your-coupen

"nik must be swetching, he's over there chewing his face off having the best night of his life"

by Zefuol December 26, 2013

skeetering

When a dueshbag is sitting with a group of friends, and everyone is talking to each other and theres the one person who when they are so into thier phone, that they seem to ignore any questions and then respond 5 mins later to something totally different than they were just asked.

I was talking to Ron at the party, but he was skeetering so much that he didnt even know i was talking to him

by jageerox September 12, 2015