slippering

the art of sticking ones foot up the anus as far as it may go.

joel was such a charmer that he convinced two girls into a rousing night of slippering, thereby cleaning his floor.

by spazzy mchotpants May 13, 2005

Simpling

A bro who simping on another bro

Dude your such simpling!

by The Simplord April 18, 2020

Simping

Doing anything for a girl in hopes of them even noticing your pitiful existence such as giving them half your life savings, then the other half.

Jim: hey, I just saw the Pokimane stream and wow a lot of people were simping for her
Robert: well what did you expect?

by Quortas76 August 5, 2020

Shimbering

A mixture of shivering and goose bumps.

'dude look i'm so cold i'm shimbering.'

by vintage_rainbow May 31, 2007

Simpjerking

The act of simping on a girl while you jerk off to her. Truly disgusting.

Guy 1, in bathroom: "Fuck you're so pretty I would die for you"

Guy 2: "Bro are you seriously simpjerking in there?"

by c4ct1 April 24, 2020

Simping

Something that you do for a girl that you don't do for your homies

Person 1: why are you simping for this girl
Person 2: because i have no life

by Urm ama July 7, 2020

Simping

The act of creepily stalking any being with a vagina who comes within a ten foot radius. A characteristic often shown in noncy italian boys who most likely grow up to be sex predators working as a PE teachers or scout leaders.

"typical Tito... Simping multiple women at the same time, he will kill anything acting as a barrier to his attempts at seducing "

by Snacc2Trappy January 23, 2021